This is Miss Murder. No, not the whiny 'I have fibro' woman with weird hair, the REAL Miss Murder with a REAL horror story. This has sexual content but that's not the horror part - it's that a man is writing about what he thinks a woman would most want in her... partner. This is rough and raunchy, but most importantly it is HILARIOUS! Miss Murder doesn't laugh much, but this was about a year's worth.
Oh and the bronze statue mentioned in the story? Disgustingly true. You'll have to ask me why the, uh, nether region is a different color... It's sick, it's stupid, it's... freaking perfect. You were warned.
A Hard Man Is Good To Find by R. Patrick Gates
Hotter Blood: More Tales Of Erotic Horror copyright 1991
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