Captain Privilege, Dr. Darkside and Grand Master Tech watch the worst 80's white people dance video.
Over 9000 light-dank years ago, the planet Privilopia, headquarters of the Interplanetary Galactic Trading Corporation Limited (Trademark Verified), sent its greatest minds on a cultural reconnaissance mission to curate any and all signs of intelligent life in the galaxy.
However, when only three of the four hundred and twenty crew emerge from cryo-stasis, thrity-three years too late, it was at that point they knew they'd fucked up...
With their shipmates missing and 'FAWK', the ship's artificial intelligence system, over-encumbered with media from an idiocracy class planet known as Earth, the remaining crew of Captain Hugh Mungous Privilege, psycho-surgeon Dr. Darkside and cyber-junkie technophile Grand Master Tech continue their doomed mission.
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