Subscription to AzraelStyx
Each level includes all the levels below it.
$1: My gratitude for helping me to pay my heating bill
$5: A visit from me when you die
$10: Personalized "redemption" session once a month
$25: 30 minutes of free time for every week in Hell
$50: 30 minutes of free time daily while in Hell
$100: Your choice of Level of Hell
$250: I'll intercede on your behalf with Lucy
$500: I'll intercede on your behalf at the Pearly Gates (results not guaranteed but I do know St. Peter personally)
Seriously though, this is a hobby. If you feel like putting some money in my hat, you have my deepest thanks. As always, I appreciate any feedback or suggestions.