Vaccines: A Metaphor for Idiots

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  • [ – ] Eilytres reply You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get 'em in frog green, fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove 'em wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die then cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast. [House M.D Episode : Paternity 2004.]
  • [ – ] HeroicVillain reply Vaccines are for wussies. Real men fly to the Congo, strip naked, rub maple syrup all over their bodies and sit in the middle of the worst disease-ridden insect infested swamp you can find . Just think of the mosquitoes as tiny sexy nurses coming to give you naughty vaccine love.
  • [ – ] MaitreMarkScully reply I worked in education for 10 years, every year I was the only staff member who did not get the flu vaccine and was the only staff member who did not get the flu. Then I move to a different school and two of us did not get the flu shot and we were the only two staff members out of 50 that did not get the flu. The flue shot is to give you the flue so you buy the cure! It is simple economics....
    • [ – ] Neilist parent reply There is no cure for the flu.... I get the vaccine every year, I've only had the flu maybe twice in the past ten years.
      • [ – ] MaitreMarkScully parent reply no cure but they will sell you all kinda of pills to cope with it. The real trick is to eat well, exercise and get enough sleep - then your immune to just about everything.
        • MaitreMarkScully parent reply and maybe you do not get as much paid sick leave as teachers do in Australia. Some times I am sure they fake it, flu is an easy excuse to stay in bed on icy mornings :)
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