[Originally Published on Jun.4, 2014]
This is a story I found on Tumblr, of all places, about the new McDonald's Happy Meal mascot/box/fucking demon thingy and I just turned the mic on and narrated it for the sheer unadulterated hell of it. It was just so silly and fit with the new box so well I had to, so here it is. Also, Jamsles (the writer) didn't give it a title, so I just went with 'Happy Meal' because let's be perfectly honest, I'm not all that creative.
Hope y'all enjoy!
Original story by Tumblr user Jamsles
Music by Myuuji: https://www.youtube.com/user/myuuji