"man-1 - I didn't break any state or federal laws, but I think I broke a much, much higher law. The Bro Code, a list of do's and don'ts for all bros. . There should be a set of rules that govern the way bros comport themselves among other bros. Some were basic.
Bro Code article one: 'Bros before hoes'
Article 53: "A bro will, whenever possible, provide his bro with protection.
Article 29: "A bro will in a timely manner alert his bro
man-2 - This is not a legal document. This is just something you wrote.
man-1 - You think I wrote that? Oh, Marshall, don't you know the glorious history of the Bro Code?"
The year was 1776. The place: Philadelphia. Benjamin Franklin and George Washington were having a drink. But, bro, seriously, I called dibs on that wench. You codpiece blocked me. So what if I did? There's no rule against it. Well, there should be. There should be a set of rules that govern the way bros comport themselves among other bros. But who shall write such a document? I have to go to Me, D. C. , and pose for the dollar bill. And I have to do some kite-flying or something. I shall write this set of rules. And I shall inscribe it on the back of the Constitution. To save paper. It's resolved! Barnabas Stinson shall write the Bro Code. And I shall include a provision that stateth