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TL;DR - Always Knock Twice

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[ – ] DisembodiedVoice Apr 20 reply >single mom Let me stop you right there. ~chase
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  [ – ] TsundereBear Apr 20 parent reply I'm really glad you signed your post so I knew you posted it. Faggot.
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    DisembodiedVoice Apr 20 parent reply oh.
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  [ – ] UnauthorizedExpression Apr 20 parent reply OMG I love you!
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    DisembodiedVoice Apr 20 parent reply I love you too, daddy ~chase
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[ – ] theyellowtub Apr 20 reply People who use reddit should be castrated.
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  [ – ] Sharpwing Apr 20 parent reply Uuuum...the Vidme staff uses Reddit XD
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    PaulTown Apr 20 parent reply exactly
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Bulletkin Apr 20 reply So I took a look at "Savage Love", seems to be a liberal/progressive site in general. Didn't read to see how good the advice was. Didn't see anything about buying products, so I might have found the wrong one. Anyway, some of the advice was good, the rest was reddit. If the kid's a fag, he should be safe.
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UnauthorizedExpression Apr 20 reply Stay out of your kids shit unless you are a pervert that's into licking your son's butt plugs. FUCK Why am I typing this!?
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[ – ] subahskates Apr 20 reply I always wondered what TL;DR meant
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  MarzieMalfoy Apr 20 parent reply It used to mean "To long, didn't read" before reddit existed lol
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  ssj4maiko Apr 20 parent reply There is also Teal Deer though
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Bronz57 Apr 23 reply I have watched a few of your Vids....intelligent, funny, entertaining.......Good stuff.
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TheCrossSpace Apr 22 reply Some men enjoy anal and are straight. Just thought I'd mention that while true it still makes you a fag in my book lol.
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unforgivenplays Apr 21 reply I hope to see more of these, reddit must have a ton of hidden gems.
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Cultural-Barbwire Apr 21 reply Single motherhood...
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Natsumiya Apr 21 reply good work buddy
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lemonaderr Apr 20 reply You learn a new thing everyday(or whatever it's called)
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[ – ] Lonecomplex Apr 20 reply If junior is so intent that he's using the plunger, it may be time to have a talk...
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  [ – ] slaughtz Apr 21 parent reply The plunger is for pushing shit out, not pushing shit in, Timmy...
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    pjalmighty42 6w parent reply Goes in line with "Dicks are for Chicks, Jimmy.."

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