We have a new sponsor ladies and gentlemen and Surgeon General Tobakkov will tell you all about it! Featuring the Ciggies! HUGE thanks once again to that musical genius, Blaine Selkirk who composed the tune but also voiced the Ciggies! Tobakkov built, performed and voiced by me. I built all the puppets in this, but you knew that.
Blaine can be found here:
And here are the Lyrics for the weak.
When life is hard, and you need break,
No break, you still work like dog!
Be loyal Transfatylvanian Soviet
And Smoke Chernobyl Cigatrette!
Cigarrete bad, say healthy nerd
Don’t trust Them, they lying turd!
Trust Surgeon General Tobbakov’s will
Smoke his brand or you be kill!
Leader Grunt endorses brand
It reduce his stress
It help him think of decent show
When he slit Little Pony neck!
Smoke one, smoke five, smoke even ten
Smoke 50 pack a day
Surgeon General has enough tar in lung
To pave super highway!
Cigarette have no side effect
No downside when inhale
The 4,000 people that die of radiation
Is just fairy tale!
So when you stressed and need relief
This do not forget
You get electrode in brain if you no smoke