A long time ago in what we now laughingly call "history", times were much different. Back then, the stakes were high and perilous. Men were real men; women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. All dared to do great deeds, brave unknown terrors, and boldly split infinitives that had never been split before. Thus, was the empire forged.
I say all of this partially because I miss posting Douglas Adams content, partially because it's relevant, what with its whole 'men were real men..." thing, but mostly because I'm fairly confident that no one reads descriptions, so I can slip stuff by you in this little segment if I start with a boring enough opening line.
Preheat oven to 250 degrees F. Combine flour with salt in a mixing bowl. Add water and mix with hands until the dough comes together. Roll out on a table to about 1/3 inch thickness. Use a knife to cut 3×3 squares from the dough.
I thought you Brits could use this as well, seeing as how you all seem to have forgotten how to harden up. So have a biscuit, knuckle-up, and listen to one of the greatest prequels to handing an enemy a tenga egg that has yet been created.
Original text: Winston Churchill