Can you show yourself, please? From what planet are you from? I am from Earth. Is this some kid I'm talking to? Do you come in peace? Yes. Yes, I... I come in peace. Most definitely, yes, I... Wait, wait, don't hang... "Don't hang up." What's wrong with me? Look, could you please just come out? Whoa, whoa, kid, hey! Can we, um, lose the bow and arrow? Who are you? You don't recognize me? I'm William Allen Moore, the President of the United States. Prove it. Stay. Are you hurt? No. I am lost. And I could use your help. Do you have a phone? No, no, no, no, a real phone. Or is your house close by, a town, small village? Where did you come from? I mean, there must be something. I mean, did you just pop up out of the ground?