Now THIS is podracing! Amirite? Am- am I doing the prequel meme thing right?
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Star Wars: Battlefront on the PSP is the worst thing to happen since this blatant rip-off of a Mr. Plinkett introduction typed in the description, which no one will read anyway because no one cares.
I mean, Star Wars: Battlefront 2 was pretty alright. It had the Clone War / Prequel era, the Galactic Civil War, Space Battles, Hero Assault. All it really missed was the 501st story campaign, but it otherwise played just like I remembered it - unlike the 2015 Battlefront, but that's not strictly relevant.
Star Wars Battlefront Elite Squadron was KINDA better. If by better, you mean eye burning and convoluted beyond any reason. Every frame is so dense that by the time you've gotten a chance to register what's inside the magic eye picture (it's a boat, by the way), you're either dead or making friends with a Battle Droid that just wants both sides to get along. How the hell do TWIN CLONES work? Isn't that just kinda, all clones? Why aren't the clones Temuera Morrison? Was he just not in the budget? Could they not get the rights to his likeness? The guy was in Star Wars Prequels and probably needed the money after George Lucas spent half the crew's salaries on blow, green paint and building a low income neighborhood to piss off his rich white neighbors.
What was I talking about again?
Oh right, Star Wars: Battlefront games on the PSP.
Couldn't play Star Wars Battlefront: Mobile Squadron because that's from ye olden days where AT&T were known as Cingular and were probably just as shitty as they are now. That's not even a PSP game I just kinda felt like bringing it up.
Star Wars Battlefront: Renegade Squadron just sucks.
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