This video is no longer available

This video was hosted on Vidme, which is no longer in operation. However, you might find this video at one of these links:

Video title:

THE NINTENDO SONG | Music Video | Il Neige

Upload date:

April 4 2017

Uploaded by:

IlNeige

Video description:

Nintendo fanboys, "hardcore gamers," dudebros dropping $60 every year for a new Madden game. No one is safe from the 16 bits of pure, unadulterated satire that is "The Nintendo Song." --LYRICS-- Back in 1983, NIntendo made the NES An entertainment system that ran circles 'round all of the rest Now five home consoles later, I think that it's time they finally Went the way of SEGA and retired from the hardware scene Nintendo, you're tired and you're played out and you don't know What the modern gamer needs Nintendo, this generation doesn't want Mario You should have quit after the Wii All they do is recycle the same old tired properties Who needs another Zelda when there's eight different Assassin's Creeds? What good is Samus Aran? Girl cannot compete with Master Chief When he and Marcus Fenix can fuel my male power fantasies. Nintendo, you're out of touch and dated and you don't know What the hardcore gamer needs Nintendo, you're overrated and you're moving too slow How can you possibly compete? They've got no good ideas anymore Except who to put in Smash Bros 4 I can't believe the Wii U's limits X-box doesn't need a gimmick All their games are made for kids Why can't they grow up like I did? Yoshi's Wooly World looks fruity Hey, another Call of Duty! The year was 1996 when they began their slow decline While other companies move forward, they fall more and more behind Now every year I wait with baited breath to see them at E3 And hear the latest lame ideas to save their dying company The code is written on the wall, why can't they get it through their heads? That all we want is bigger guns to shoot at things until they're dead And if you disagree, you're either gay or ten or probably both But that's okay, just let EA shove ten more Maddens down your throat Nintendo, you're tired and you're played out and you don't know What the modern gamer needs Nintendo, you used to be the king, but now you're a joke And it's not even funny Nintendo, you're out of touch and dated and you don't know What the hardcore gamer needs Nintendo, the console wars are over and you lost so Step aside. Accept defeat http://facebook.com/whatwehadtowatch http://twitter.com/ilneigewwh2w http://whatwehadtowatch.tumblr.com https://instagram.com/kingcryomancer/

Total views:

28