May I present to you, the dopest of the dope:
"the Sick Mind of Bearing" Brobarian Remix (LYRIC VIDEO, also in desc.)
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Watch Beardy attempt to two-step like a G during this tribute to the furious furred fecker himself: Bearing.
The original song was my attempt at making truly cringe-worthy rap to rival the terror of the "Sugar Tits" song. Then along game Dual Wield and Miles Beats, who said, "Nah, bra, let's do this right."
And I must say: We did.
he ain’t carin’
‘bout the colour of your hair
or what your wearin’,
but if you’s a dumb chump
tryn’a step up
then you’ll get fucked
by the Sick Mind of Bearing.
The real motherfucker that be runnin’ the show:
He’s the slick slayin’ Australian and he’s rollin’ in hoes.
If you be frontin’ beef, you’ll get chopped up in the street,
then get your ass smashed by the cock of the Beast.
Better get ahold of yourself, this shit is bad for your health.
He’ll pick up your puny channel an’ put it back on the shelf.
Leave it broken in a ball like a sinner in Hell
cryin’ like a bitch ‘til it kills its self.
Try to fuckin’ flaunt an’ call him out on your stream
like you think you’re some kind of fuckin’ infallable being.
Well, I got news for you: There’s no negatin’ the doom
‘cause this sick-shit’s straight-strollin’-in to slaughter your crew.
He’s always playin’ hard, an’ you ain’t no Jeff Holiday:
Bearing’s beatin’ every bitch that dare get in his way.
So before you slip up, slut, ‘chu might wanna sit down
and shut’cho goddamned mouth ‘fore you’re stuffed in the ground.
Tryin’a pick a fight in hopes that it might give you the right
Quick path to the stars from fraudulent hype?
Think you can throw down against the Power of Steel?
Think you’ll survive the straight sick skills of Dual Wield?
The magic an’ mystical melodies that be mezmorizing your brain?
That’s the power of Miles Beats, drivin’ bitches insane.
At the forefront of the force with the axe an a cynical sneer
Iis the Chief Cunt himself, the Savage motherfuckin’ Beard.
It’s gotta take a somewhat strong psyche to sit through
a hell on earth situation at its height before the cliff moves
one of these dudes, vicodin proof,
more likely to lose our lighters, hiking it through your madness.
So now that our path has been set in and movin on,
I’m lookin for other who have heads, and lookin calm.
Those who cannot get it, half assed are nearly gone;
Never gunna make it, they’re stuck on what’s already lost.
Made up of something different,
they’re cowardly with ambition:
Cannot take this situation and spin it into a vision
of turnin’ the weapons on the bigots chase em into their prisons
.. it’s just a metaphor, still not serving their sentence.
Those who defend, are seen as a broken bridge
hoping things get better, make you take it all back and hold it in.
No starting over again, hoping it is,
Nothing after all, beard pass me that shit
The Beardbarian: Lyrics & Vocals
Dual Wield: Lyrics, Vocals, & Vocal Mastering
Miles Beats: Composer & Vocals
Egal Matreaux: Videography & Confusion Department
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