We have not tuned you into a CIA instructional video...
Over 9000 light-dank years ago, the planet Privilopia, headquarters of the Interplanetary Galactic Trading Corporation Limited (Trademark Verified), sent its greatest minds on a cultural reconnaissance mission to curate any and all signs of intelligent life in the galaxy. However, when only three of the four hundred and twenty crew emerge from cryo-stasis, thrity-three years too late, it was at that point they knew they'd fucked up... With their shipmates missing and 'FAWK', the ship's artificial intelligence system, over-encumbered with media from an idiocracy class planet known as Earth, the remaining crew of Captain Hugh Mungous Privilege, psycho-surgeon Dr. Darkside and cyber-junkie technophile Grand Master Tech continue their doomed mission. Hailing on all frequencies, downscaled to primitive resolutions and narrowcasting to you from the Starship Entitlement, these are 'The FAWK Chronicles'.
FAWK - @fawkchronicles
Captain Privilege - @fawkcptp
Doctor Darkside - @fawkdrd
Grand Master Tech - @fawkgmt