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In Portland, Oregon, a man somehow managed to steal 800 pairs of shoes from a local Nike Store. ***This guy needs a cool villain name, like “The Millipede!”
"Politico" reports that President Trump is looking to hire a crisis manager. ***”I’ve located the SOURCE of your crisis, Mr. President...and it’s YOU!”
Some of the medals athletes won at the Rio Olympics are apparently chipping and rusting. ***Which describes perfectly the quality of the Rio Olympics in-general.
A report says robots could wipe out 40% of all retail jobs in the next ten years. ***But then, Amazon is going to wipe out 40% of all retailers in the next ten years, so I guess it all evens out.
For all the publicity Katy Perry is getting out of her feud with Taylor Swift, I'm going to announce that I'm feuding with Taylor, too. Technically speaking, she's not speaking to me. (OK, so she doesn't know me, but still…)
Nathan's and Curtis hot dogs are being recalled after metal shards were found in packaging. ***They tried to get out of it by saying their hotdogs were a good source of iron, but the FDA wasn’t buying it.
Pope Francis and President Trump met at the Vatican. No, that's not the setup for a joke. It really happened. Wednesday at the Vatican, Pope Francis asked First Lady Melania Trump what she feeds her husband. Specifically, he wanted to know if she feeds him potica, a high calorie pastry served in Slovenia. ***Then His Holiness did a bunch of "Yo Donald's SO FAT" jokes...
The critics are not being kind to "Baywatch" and were not amused by the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. ***”Pirates of Baywatch” however, might be the comedy smash hit of the summer!
The submarine that was made famous in the Tom Clancy 1984 novel "The Hunt For Red October," the USS Dallas, completed its final trip Monday morning when it arrived at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard for decommissioning. ***Sean Connery was not asked to comment, because they didn’t people making of the way he’s day “U Esh Esh Dallash.”
The NFL is changing their rules and will once again allow touchdown celebrations. ***So all is now right with the world.
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