Stop trying to touch my dog!
Cobra, don't be touching my dog, ya hear?
You got your Fun-Sized Felicia for that shit
She can give you that Fun-Sized felatio
And you can feed her your Rampferoni & Cheese
I know you ran over here
I know you've been here
I can smell it!
It smells like a god damn onion patch up in my house
Cause you've been trying come over here and get my dog
Well it's my dog!
If you wanna fuck a dog so bad, get your own Onion Snake!
You need to go get yourself some Rampferoni snacks, boy!
Get yourself some Dorito Chicken
Get yourself some of that Ice Cream Bread
With your peanut butter and jelly asshole
We know that's not a wand you fucking idiot
That's a god damn handle to a Comfort Wipe
You use it to wipe your butthole!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing, Onion Snake?!
Go back to whatever planet you came from, boy!
"I happened to be petting your dog because I'm a dog person and honestly I had no idea you were living here otherwise I wouldn't have stepped foot on the property, ya know what I'm saying?"
I said it once, I'll say it again...
I said it once!
Keep away from my dog you Macaroni eating motherfucker!
It's my dog!
My dog's butt hole is for exiting only!
I guess it would only make sense that you're friends with a goat fucking degenerate like that other boy...
I bet you boys like to blunder buss pack that Ice Cream Bread in each other's assholes every Tuesday!
Ahh, I could just kill ya young Onion Snake
Fucking Onion Snake!
Go on back down to that Sandbar boy!
Get yourself some of that good ol' 50 cent beer!
It's what you need!
It's what you want!
You know you can't hide from Sky Dad forever!
He's got his eye on you, boy!
He's got a plan for you, Cobra!
He's got a plan for you!
And it does not involve my dog's asshole!
CAN YOU GRACE US WITH A SOLO COBRA!
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